Things I Like the Least That I Do the Most, Ranked

  1. Wake up, daily

  2. Put on pants, almost daily

  3. Drink coffee, most days

  4. 💩, most days, especially on days I drink coffee

  5. Brush my teeth, most days

  6. Go to work, weekdays

  7. Watch Hallmark Christmas movies, whenever they’re on

Letters Home from the Rodeo

200 Years After the Robots Enslaved Humanity